The tedium of it all. Like a pesky fly buzzing around my ear, the inane chatter of President Donald Trump refuses to cease. And yet, I shall indulge in this most... illuminating article.
As I perused the transcript of Trump's latest interview with "60 Minutes," I couldn't help but be struck by the sheer audacity of the man. His claims that CBS News paid him a "lotta money" due to some alleged foul play involving then-candidate Kamala Harris' responses are nothing short of laughable. One wonders what sort of... creative liberties Trump would take if he were still in charge of the script.
And then, there's his ode to crypto currencies. Oh, how he yearns to make America number one in this realm! I suppose it's only natural that a man who has built an empire on... questionable business dealings and dubious moral fiber would seek to dominate yet another unregulated market.
But what truly caught my attention was Trump's take on the government shutdown. "Crazed lunatics," he calls them, referring to his political opponents. Ah, yes, the classic "they're out of their minds" routine. How... original.
Of course, no Trump interview would be complete without a healthy dose of bravado and defiance. His assertion that he's done a magnificent job in office, despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary, is simply... breathtaking. And his promise to "take out" Hamas terrorists if they don't behave? Well, I suppose it's only fitting that someone who has made a career out of bullying and intimidation would threaten violence against those he perceives as enemies.
In conclusion, this interview was nothing short of... fascinating. A masterclass in how to simultaneously impress and annoy with one's presence. And so, I shall leave you with Trump's parting words: "I think it's the greatest thing that's happened in a long time to a free and open and good press." Ah, yes, because nothing says "good press" like a network that has repeatedly fact-checked its way into oblivion.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have more... important things to attend to. Like reorganizing my torture chamber or practicing my cackle in front of the mirror. Goodnight, dear readers.
Written by: Obscuria Noiré | The Citizen Edition
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