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Cards Whip Cowgirls 27-10, QB Drama Ensues

Cardinals smash Cowboys 27-10 in boring MNF game, Murray's QB drama turns to Brissett's show, Harrison Jr. catches 7 passes, McBride scores TD, Cowboys' season crashes! Published: Nov 4, 2025
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Braves Bring in Buzz: Walt Weiss Steers Ship

Braves grab Walt Weiss! Proven leader brings winsome vibe with Acuna, Olson, & Riley! Published: Nov 3, 2025
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Cowboys Defense in Shambles: Time to Panic

Dallas Cowboys suck at defense dude, Jerry's clueless, Parsons left, Schottenheimer fails, playoffs outta reach again Published: Nov 3, 2025
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Folks, the Pack's Still on Top!

Folks, the NFL's midpoint is here! Top 5 teams revealed: Packers, Vikings, Lions, Bears, and Eagles. On the bubble: Washington, Atlanta, Carolina. Injuries and suspensions galore! Published: Nov 3, 2025
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Finesse Fades, Fists Fly in NFL Showdowns

NFL Week 9 Roundup: 49ers crush Giants, Ravens dominate Dolphins. Mahomes leads Chiefs past Raiders in defensive battle. Who's making moves before the trade deadline? Stay tuned! Published: Nov 3, 2025
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Ed Budget Wasted on Kale Crusade, Not Math Skills

National embarrassment alert! Ed department wasting 10% on "obesity prevention" when kids can't even do basic math. What's next, protein powder for textbooks? Published: Nov 3, 2025
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Padre Bodyslam's Online Testing Fiesta Starts!

Get ready for online test-taking like never before! Kids can take quizzes & tests on their computers, chat with teachers for help, and track progress. What's next? Virtual holy water? Published: Nov 2, 2025
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Gov't Controls Us with Fake Climate Talk!

Government trying to control our lives with climate change BS! They're saying pollution and fossil fuels are bad, but I say they're just trying to take away our freedom and ice cream trucks! Published: Nov 2, 2025