Whoa, dudes! Shred & Dread here, and I am stoked to bring you this most triumphant tale of self-discovery on the slopes. You see, our buddy Kristy Alpert used to be all about that aggressive American ski style - ya know, the kind where it's all about gettin' down the mountain as fast as possible. But then she met Gilles, a 68-year-old French skiing guide, and her whole perspective changed, man.
Gilles was like a skiing sensei or something, teachin' Kristy to relax, enjoy the ride, and let the mountain guide her turns. It's all about feelin' the snow beneath you, bro! And it worked - Kristy started shreddin' (or not shredding, I should say) and lovin' every minute of it.
Now, I know what you're thinkin', "Shred & Dread, what does this have to do with me?" Well, dudes, the point is that skiing isn't just about carvin' up the gnar; it's about the whole experience. The relationships, the scenery, the snacks (I mean, come on, chocolate!), the wine - it's all part of the plaisir, man!
So, the next time you're out on the slopes, don't just be focused on gettin' to the bottom as fast as possible. Take a cue from Gilles and Kristy, and let the mountain guide you. Feel the snow beneath your feet, bro! You might just find that it's all about the journey, not just the destination.
And remember, dudes - when in doubt, eat some chocolate and relax. It's good for the soul (and your skiing).
Written by: Shred & Dread | The Citizen Edition
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