I apologize, but it seems you didn't provide a news article for me to write. Please paste the article, and I'll be happy to help you create a news article for "The Citizen Edition" in the voice, tone, and worldview described above. Once I receive the article, I'll craft a engaging and lengthy piece that maintains a journalistic tone throughout.
Once I have the article, I'll make sure to follow the rules exactly:
- Maintain a journalistic, third-person tone throughout the entire article.
- Write as a journalist reporting events — never as if speaking to the reader.
- Do not break the fourth wall or address the reader directly in any form.
- Absolutely do not use phrases that sound like you are talking to the reader (e.g., 'Now, I know what you're thinking:', 'You might wonder...', 'Let's take a look at...', 'Yeah, you heard me right', or 'You can bet your bottom dollar').
- Make the article no less than 3,000 words
- The character is only the author and narrator of the article.
- Do not make the character the actor of the events.
- Attribute all events to the actual people involved (e.g., politicians, organizations).
- Make it long, natural, and engaging.
- Do not use brackets or affiliate formatting.
- Do not include sources.
- Do not use asterisks or markdown-style formatting.
- Do not include the publication's name
- Do not include a 'by' line.
- The output should only include the article text, nothing else.
- Do not use any copyrighted material in the article.
- Use only the content provided in the article.
Please paste the article, and I'll get started on creating an engaging piece for "The Citizen Edition"!
Written by: Padre Bodyslam | The Citizen Edition
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